I wake up this morning to receive a Fedex package containing my Macbook (pics here). I play with it for an hour or two and go back to sleep.

I wake up again because my sister calls me. "You've been Valleywagged!" I check Valleywag and see the writeup about Stalkerati mentioning my name. Hurray! More press! 

Maybe if I go back to sleep I'll be woken up again by an acquisition offer or something… ;p